I was in the gym working out with my friends in a way that was totally not homoerotic, when I really began a super intense work out. I was lifting sharks bare chested and these amazing tunes came over my headphones. After I checked the playlist and found that someone put Pussy Riot on my iPod.
I can take a joke as well as the next fellow but I need to maintain appearances. Medvedev? Was it you? Knock it off, dumbass.